That's what friends are for.

One of my friends passed this along to me and it brought a smile to my face. I had to clean it up but the message is there.

THANKS MOM AND DAD FOR THE BOX......WE LOVE ALL THE GOODIES....THE BOYS ARE WEARING THEIR NEW WATCHES TO BED TONIGHT. LOVE YOU GUYS

The difference between FAKE friends and REAL friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we messed up ... but that crap was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the heck out